Titan with six widgets? As in ‘Titan with six widgets meets Abbott and Costello? Well, my first post was never going to be earth-shattering. December 27th 2011 outside, something closer to December 1911 in here. My prediction for the new year? There will be a great maritime disaster in the spring… If I don’t get up and walk soon I won’t be able to. I took my life coach (otherwise known as Honey, my Golden Labrador asbo), for a walk on Christmas morning and the stiffness of the legs is affecting my whole philosophy of old age. Should I begin my payment plan for a mobility scooter now, or go straight for the wheelchair?