Tag: Frederick Anderson
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Man of Steel
A long time ago, when men were men and dinosaurs ruled the earth, while Victoria Vetri was slaying those big lizards dressed (inexplicably) in a bikini I too was a servant of Thespis. Yes, I bestrode the stage. I was (darlings) a nactor! No, never in a bikini. I would…
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My question for this week: who polishes David Cameron? A lot of guys follow him around, and they are supposed to be security, but I’m prepared to bet that one of them is secreting a choice of chamois leathers and a spray can of Mr. Sheen. Now I come to think of it, why let…