Tag: intelligence
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See the Tree, How Big it’s Grown…
Honey (Labrador; blonde, too fat) exhibits all the cool intelligence of her breed. Wide brown eyes, folds of extra flesh that cushion her head as she sleeps, a judgmental poise that speaks of wisdom as old as time. She surveys her territory from her French windows with an imperious air, where her growl of…
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Natural Laws according to Fred
Once upon a time I lived in a tree. I was probably quite furry, because the tree did not have central heating, and I may have weighed something like 98lbs, most of which was devoted to muscle; the kind of muscle you need if you are going to climb a lot of trees, but not…
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A Taste of Honey
Inspired by a chance visit to http://mylifewithwieners.wordpress.com/ which cast some very interesting light upon the political philosophy of Dachshunds. . Anyway, there’s this dog. Let me state clearly at the start I did not want another dog. I was dead-set against pet ownership. I wanted a peaceful, tranquil old age. I blame my son.…
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